I find it endlessly irritating when people that shouldn’t know potentially upsetting facts about your work life approach you in the hallway at 8:30 AM and shout out the good news that you’ll probably be fired if you can’t find a way to make the graduate school work for you.

Upside: my lunch today was really great, from the turkey sandwich to the nobake cookies to the banana. The grapes and carrots weren’t bad, either.